I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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