the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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