sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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