dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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