Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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