I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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