There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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