I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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