Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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