I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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