yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Panties = found
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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