On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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