I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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