Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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