There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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