i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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