You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Verdict: uncircumcised.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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