I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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