drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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