I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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