hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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