You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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