This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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