Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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