it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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