Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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