talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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