There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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