Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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