if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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