I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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