So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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