She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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