Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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