I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She's like a pop up book from hell.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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