I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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