You work out of a Hotel?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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