You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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