I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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