we have pet lesbian snakes
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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