Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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