There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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