Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
