Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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