He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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