Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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