I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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