i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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