I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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