i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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