he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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