Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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