The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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